Sports
With the majority of the UCSB softball team listed as underclassmen and just 16 games into its young season, the Gauchos (10-6) felt confident with their second-place finish at the San Diego State Uni...
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In the battle of Mountain Pacific Sports Federation titans, the UCSB men's volleyball team defeated the University of Southern California 3-0 in a Friday night war at Rob Gym.
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After double overtime and a sudden death shootout, the UCSB women's water polo team defeated Cal Baptist by a score of 8-6. The game started off to the Gauchos' advantage, but after the second and th...
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It's rivalry weekend at the Thunderdome for the UCSB men's basketball team. The Gauchos, losers of two straight games, host struggling Cal Poly on Saturday night at 7 in the Thunderdome for the final ...
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The UCSB women's basketball team travels up the coast on Saturday to play Cal Poly at 7 p.m. at Mott Gym. The Gauchos are currently riding a seven-game win streak as they travel to San Luis Obispo ove...
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Ahhh... the home opener. Nothing feels so pure; nothing feels so right. Even Enya can't capture the feeling. The UCSB baseball team hosts San Jose State for a three-game homestand this weekend at Caes...
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UCSB Head Coach Kristy Schroeder has a picture of this year's softball team. The picture consists of excellent fielders, on-target pitchers and powerful hitters. After only 11 preseason games, the pic...
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As soon as a dependable starting lineup had been established, an unforced change threw the UCSB men's volleyball team for a loop. Sophomore opposite Evan Patak has been sidelined with an injured right...
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On Saturday, the #11 UCSB women's water polo team will play #20 Cal Baptist University at Campus Pool at noon. Last week, the Gaucho women watched the Cal Baptist Lancers play during the UC San Diego ...
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The #64-ranked men's tennis team is traveling to Seattle for matches against Washington and Portland this week. The Gauchos moved down one notch in this week's rankings after falling to #45 Arizona St...
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With dazzling passes and remarkable accuracy from three-point range, senior guard April McDivitt makes her presence felt every time she steps onto the court. Midway through her first season as a start...
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With a month to go in the Big West regular season, teams are trying to out-duel one another, juggling up and down in the conference standings in an attempt to increase their records for the Big West T...
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One would think that after losing last year's Big West Player of the Year Uzma Khan, the UCSB women's tennis team would be in for a long season. Not quite. In fact, the Gauchos reloaded this year with...
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NORTHRIDGE, Calif. - The fierce wind at Matador Field helped Cal State Northridge (4-3 overall) whip up a trio of home runs, but the Gauchos stormed back into the game with an eight-run eighth inning ...
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In a wild game last Wednesday night, the #12 women's lacrosse team defeated the #1 Cal Poly Mustangs 11-10 at Harder Stadium.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
