Sports

April 1, 2003

Our Medieval Times

By LaDanian Tomlinsun Scribe

The Knights of Santa Barbara emerged from the mud, blood and beer as state jousting champions in a tournament at Royal Yang Field. The three best knights from the Santa Barbara/Islavistingham fiefdom defeated the top thr...

April 1, 2003

Golden Grail Gala

By William Wallace Staff Scribe

As dawn cast its splendour across the majestic field of storied Cur Shit Park on the fifth mourn of Shamalamadingdong, archers drew their bows for a chance to sip the spoils of victory from the coveted Lord Stanley's Gol...

April 1, 2003

Roma Wears Togas Nicely

By Duke Humongoid

Hark! Fellow countrymen and maidens, I have returned to the friendly confines of Islavistingham after seven years of weary travel to tell you tales of regale, splendour and blood 'n' guts abound in the Valley of the Spag...

March 31, 2003

Baseball: UCSB Brings Brooms

By Bryan DeSena

With the help of zany, late-inning heroics on Sunday, the UCSB baseball team captured its first series sweep of the season against Cal State Northridge over the weekend.

March 31, 2003

Softball: Matadors Gore Santa Barbara

By Chris Trenchard

The Gauchos started Big West play over the weekend with a win against Cal State Northridge but ended up falling flat on their faces. After taking the first game 3-1, the UCSB softball team stalled in the next two games 6...

March 31, 2003

Cal Poly, Aztecs Ruin UCSB’s Postseason

By Eliav Appelbaum

The Gauchos roared into March like a lion... and purred out meeker than a kitten. The UCSB men's basketball team, the 2003 Big West regular season champions, lost its final two postseason games after heading into the Big...

March 31, 2003

Bittersweet March Ends Early for SB

By Michael Long

Just one shot from the taste of something sweet, the #17 UCSB women's basketball team's historic run through the 2002-03 season came to a bittersweet end.

March 31, 2003

Anteaters Slay UCSB

By Matt Faust

The UCSB men's volleyball team fell at Irvine in three games Thursday night. The Anteaters defeated the Gauchos for the third straight time this year, 30-18, 30-23, 30-28.

March 7, 2003

Gauchos Clinch Share of Big West

By Eliav Appelbaum

When Ralphy Holmes prepared to shoot a three-point basket with the clock winding down, a little twinge of heartbreak fluttered in the Gauchos' hearts. Not again. Could Holmes shatter UCSB's psyche twice?

March 7, 2003

UCSB Sinks Titans in Blowout

By Michael Long

With all the scoring outbursts she's been pouring in lately, junior center Lindsay Taylor has established herself as the leading candidate for the 2003 Big West Player of the Year award.

March 7, 2003

Trojans Ride Into Santa Barbara

By Matt Faust

After playing four top-10 teams in their last five games, the UCSB men's volleyball team will take a break from the juggernauts this weekend when USC comes to The Rob tonight at 7.

March 7, 2003

Swingin’ for the Fences

By system

The UCSB baseball team travels to Los Angeles this weekend to face off in a three-game series against Loyola Marymount.

March 6, 2003

Gauchos Bid Farewell to Dynamic Backcourt

By Michael Long

Senior guards Jess Hansen and Debby Caine bid farewell to Santa Barbara's loyal supporters at Saturday night's regular season finale against Riverside. The senior tandem must suit up for a dress rehearsal tonight as the ...

March 6, 2003

Men’s Baseball: UCSB Demolishes Men of Montecito

By Bryan DeSena

The UCSB baseball team made quick work of Westmont College in an explosive 18-3 victory at Carr Field in Montecito on Wednesday. Every Gaucho position player recorded a plate appearance in the game and seven of the nine ...

March 6, 2003

Waves Crash Santa Barbara

By Chris Trenchard

Pepperdine swept the #15 UCSB men's volleyball team 30-25, 30-26 and 30-26 on Wednesday night at The Rob. In the third and last game, UCSB (6-15, 3-12 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) broke out to a 13-4 lead.

March 5, 2003