Sports
This afternoon at 2 p.m., sophomore pitcher Steve Morlock will square off against senior right-hander Jacob Barrack for the first in an alternating three-game set this weekend with the first game at C...
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As the UCSB men's volleyball team prepares to reach the halfway point in its season, the Gauchos return home to host Pepperdine tomorrow night at 7 in Rob Gym in a Mountain Pacific Sports Federation m...
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On Saturday and Sunday, the #11 Santa Barbara women's water polo team will play the #1 and #2 teams in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation.
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It's been almost a month and the Gauchos are still sore. Although the pain may be subsiding, memories of their disastrous road loss to the University of the Pacific on Jan. 24 continue to linger.
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The push for its eighth consecutive Big West Conference title begins tonight for the UCSB women's basketball team. The Gauchos travel to Stockton for a battle against second place Pacific at 7 at the ...
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The Santa Barbara triathlon team will host the first annual UCSB Spring Hazard Sprint Triathlon on March 7 at Campus Point. The race will begin at 8 a.m. and is open to anyone.
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Beating your little brother in backyard baseball never gets old, and the UCSB baseball team (5-3) scored runs tirelessly in a 22-7 rout of Santa Barbara sibling Westmont College (2-6) Tuesday at Caesa...
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UCLA clawed at the UCSB men's volleyball team last night in Westwood, scratching a 3-1 loss onto the Gauchos' Mountain Pacific Sports Federation record. The Bruins (7-2 MPSF, 12-2) are ranked #2 in th...
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Santa Barbara must get on the road again. This time, the men's volleyball team will travel to Westwood to face UCLA in Pauley Pavillion tonight at 7. With the capacity to hold twice as many spectators...
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Sometimes bad things just happen to good people. Team sources announced on Tuesday that senior forward Bray Skultety of the UCSB men's basketball team will miss the rest of the season with a torn ante...
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The #64 UCSB men's tennis team split their two matches against #10 University of Washington and unranked University of Portland this weekend at the Lloyd Nordstrom Tennis Center in Seattle.
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Last Thursday, Feb. 12, the UCSB women's tennis team traveled up Highway 101 to face rival Cal Poly. Looking to avenge last year's loss to the Mustangs in the Big West semifinals, the Gauchos dropped ...
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The UCSB men's basketball team gave rival Cal Poly no love on Valentine's Day, issuing the Mustangs a 73-57 loss Saturday night at the Thunderdome. The Gauchos (13-8 overall, 7-5 in the Big West) snap...
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After 18 innings of discouraging baseball, UCSB escaped the stranglehold of the San Jose State pitching staff and its own defensive inconsistency with a 4-2 win Sunday at Cesar Uyesaka Stadium, after ...
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Cal Poly shot only 23.4 percent from the field as the Gauchos cruised to their eighth straight win, defeating the Mustangs 64-42 at Mott Gym on Saturday.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
