Sports
The Gauchos will be bringing back tradition this weekend. The UCSB men’s and women’s track and field team will host the 12th annual Big West Challenge Cup at Pauley Track on Saturday. Thre...
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The last few matches for the UCSB men's tennis team have been virtually a cakewalk. Winners of eight of their last 10 games and four of their last five matches, the Gauchos conclude their six-game hom...
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This weekend, the UCSB women's water polo team will play two important Mount Pacific Sports Federation (MPSF) games, which will heavily impact the team's rankings.
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Home runs and 10-9 slugfests give fans plenty of chances to stand up and cheer like crazy for offense, and the Gauchos (20-10, 0-0 in the Big West) have certainly been holding up their end of the crow...
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Many people dispute the differences between perception and reality.
The perception of yesterday's match between the UCSB men's tennis team and Saint Mary's was that it would be a close match fought do...
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The men's lightweight eight placed fourth in the collegiate division behind league rivals Cal and UC Davis, as well as visiting Purdue. The SD Classic was the second race of the season for the relativ...
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The #2 men's lacrosse team conformed to expectations by going 2-1 this past weekend at the Oosterbaan Field House in Ann Arbor, Mich.
The Gauchos, however, surprised almost everyone with how they fair...
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Since winning last year's Big West Championship, the UCSB men's tennis team hasn't skipped a beat. On their trek to pick up their third consecutive Big West title, the Gauchos host nonleague opponent ...
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The UCSB women's tennis team ended their three-game losing streak yesterday by beating St. Mary's College of California at UCSB's RecCen courts. Santa Barbara won three singles points and the doubles ...
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As the regular season winds down, the UCSB women's tennis team looks to get its season back on track against non-league opponent Saint Mary's. The Gauchos hope to rebound and snap a three-game losing ...
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Determined to pick up right where they left off, the UCSB men's soccer coaching staff landed 10 top-of-the-line recruits this past week to strengthen its Sweet 16 team from the fall 2004 roster that f...
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Remember that six-game winning streak the Gauchos had going into last weekend? Well, now it's nine. Deal with it. The sass in the previous statement aptly reflects the recent attitude of the red-hot U...
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
This past weekend, the UCSB softball team wanted to impress the Big West Conference.
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Fire in the eyes of each player on the #7 UCSB men's volleyball team carried the Gauchos to consecutive wins over University of the Pacific and #8 Stanford Friday and Saturday night in Rob Gym.
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The UCSB men's and women's track and field team competed in the Cal/Nevada Championships held at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. The men placed 14th overall and the women took 16th. The Gauchos' top runner...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
