Sports
Just like slapping an extra patty onto an already delicious hamburger, the Gaucho women's tennis team paired together in competition this past weekend with the hopes of flame-broiling their grade-A op...
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Five members of the UCSB men's tennis team advanced to the main draw competition of the Intercollegiate Tennis Association's Wilson/ITA Regional Championship held at Pepperdine.
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Battered by winds and rain, the UCSB men's club cycling team competed this weekend against teams from five other colleges in a cycling meet hosted by Stanford.
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The relatively young UCSB sailing team placed in the top three spots at this weekend's regatta at Mission Bay in San Diego.
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The UCSB women's field hockey team ended its home schedule on a high note over the weekend with a pair of dominant shutouts against Davis and Chico State and a loss to Colorado.
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Ugh, not again. Looking to avenge their first loss of the season last weekend, the #2 ranked Gauchos took on Irvine in front of a the small but vociferous crowd at Harder stadium. The 5-8-0 Anteaters ...
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Seniors Jennifer Borcich, Cinthia Ruiz, Molly Martin, Randi Johns and Amber Squire were honored at Harder Stadium with flowers and hugs from family members while the fans applauded before the start of...
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The cream always rises, and the UCSB men's water polo team is trying to join the cream of the crop in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation. The Gauchos take their #4 ranking and 16-5 overall (2-0 MP...
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All's well that ends well for the UCSB men's water polo team (17-6 overall, 3-1 in the Big West), after it lost one and won one this weekend. On Saturday, the Gauchos lost to #3 USC 7-3, only to defea...
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Even with the prospect of taking over the Big West lead, the 7 p.m. games against Pacific today and first-place Northridge on Sunday will mark a bittersweet farewell to four seniors as they play in th...
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Streamlining into the new fall season, the UCSB swim team annihilated their UC San Diego competition at Friday's season-opener. "It was a beautiful day, a great home-opener," Head Coach Gregg Wilson s...
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The 2004 Big West schedule has reached its midway point, and after one contest with each league opponent, UCSB stands atop the league with a 7-2 record (along with Northridge and Pacific) and holds th...
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Even a well-maintained vehicle can start to sputter; when it does, all that's needed is a tune-up. The UCSB men's soccer machine got its oil changed and came out running smoothly Sunday night.
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Anticipating conference domination this season, the UCSB swim team is looking to turn heads and finally give former Gaucho swimmer Jason Lezak something to stare at besides those shiny Olympic gold me...
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After a year of training at less than full strength, Brandos managed to put together a stellar race Friday at the Titan Invitational, earning himself a spot in the Gaucho men's cross-country top nine ...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
