Sports
After a 16-5 loss against UCLA on Saturday, the UCSB men's water polo team suffered another defeat to Irvine (9-8) on Sunday. Against UCLA, the Gauchos played an exciting game with four steals and six...
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Naptime is for kindergarteners, not the Gaucho swim team. After a full week of hard practice and an early morning drive to Irvine, the UCSB men's and women's swim squads arrived at the Big West Shooto...
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The UCSB men's golf team started off its weekend right Friday, as it shot a collective 854, placing it fifth out of 12 teams at the Del Walker Intercollegiate at the Virginia Country Club in Long Beac...
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The 19th-ranked UCSB women's volleyball team was sent off in a winning fashion during its final homestand, defeating Idaho in four games Friday and completing a sweep of Utah State on Saturday.
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Filling in for All-American Luke Wilson, who is abroad this quarter, sophomore attacker Nick Stratton scored three goals, including a dazzling backhanded shot through traffic, to lead the defending na...
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It wasn't so much an exhibition as a learning experience. It might not have been pretty to watch, but the UCSB men's basketball team constructed a 56-49 win over Cal State Los Angeles on Thursday nigh...
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Gaucho fans will have their first chance to see the UCSB women's basketball team in action this Sunday when Santa Barbara tips off against Czech club team Strakonice at 7 p.m. in the Thunderdome.
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Goals were as rare as raindrops for the men's soccer team Thursday night at Harden Stadium, as the day's darkened clouds had long since drifted away by game time.
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The defending national champion men's club lacrosse team will take the field Saturday for two preseason games in the Fall Ball Tournament at the Pit, near Caesar Uyesaka Stadium.
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This weekend the #19 UCSB women's volleyball team (17-3 overall, 11-2 in the Big West Conference) will bring its seven-game win streak to the Thunderdome for its final two home matches.
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The mountain just keeps getting higher for the UCSB men's water polo team. The Gauchos will play in one of their last four games this regular season versus the #1 UCLA Bruins for a Mountain Pacific Sp...
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Get those yellow shirts from out of the closet, blow the dust off, and do something with that nasty beer stain, for it's that time of year again. Yes, the Thunderdome will be aglow with v-cuts, archin...
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Maybe it was the ocean views, or the opportunity to play the nationally ranked UCSB men's soccer team. Or maybe it was just a good chance to get away from the cows.
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During a Halloween weekend of ups and downs, the UCSB men's club soccer team avoided a scare by placing second at the regional tournament in Stockton, Calif., keeping its bid to nationals and securing...
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Halloween weekend turned out to be a treat for the UCSB sailing team as it cruised into a spot for nationals in mid-November. Juniors Lauren Hobson, Jon Bell and Carson Reynolds placed third out of si...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
