Sports
UCSB baseball renews the Central Coast rivalry with Cal Poly today at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium. The Mustangs come to town for the first of two midweek games between the teams in the next two weeks as pa...
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The men's lacrosse team showed why it is considered the best club lacrosse team in the country on as it easily defeated Loyola Marymount 13-4 on Saturday.
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It wasn't a win, but with the playoffs on the line, the UCSB men's rugby team will take the tie. The Gauchos kept their playoff hopes alive by scoring a last second try to pull within two points of Sa...
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The UCSB women's rugby team lacked the strength to overcome the power of rival UCSD, losing to the Tritons 15-5. UCSB and UCSD are competing for the one Southern California bid to Nationals in late sp...
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With the game clock dwindling and UCSB leading by two, Riverside fired errantly three times from three-point land until, with less than one second remaining, sophomore Glenn Turner finally came up wit...
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The UCSB women's tennis team went north over the weekend for three matches in as many days, taking two of three and losing only to Big West Conference foe University of the Pacific.
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In its final road battle of the season, Santa Barbara (17-8 overall, 14-2 in the Big West) avoided further blood on its record after escaping unscathed from a second-half barrage by the Highlanders (1...
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The Santa Barbara men's swimming team was determined to hold on to its conference title, but Pacific was too much to hold back in the Big West Conference swimming championships, which were held in Lon...
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Oregon State did a little early spring cleaning this weekend, sweeping Santa Barbara baseball in three games at home. The Beavers (9-1) took out their brooms, dusting the Gauchos (7-6) under the rug a...
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The UCSB men's golf team got off to a slow start in the John Burns Intercollegiate but came on strong in the final two rounds to secure an 11th-place finish.
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The best women's water polo players in the country were in Santa Barbara this weekend to participate in the Daktronics Gaucho Invitational. UCSB (7-5 overall, 1-2 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federa...
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Even with the return of The Phantom to the Thunderdome, the UCSB men's basketball team had little to smile about Thursday night in its 66-57 loss to Fullerton. The Titans came in third place in the Bi...
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The Gauchos showed last night why they've been the Lords of the Hoop in the Big West Conference for the past 10 years by destroying Fullerton 83-40 with the help of its Two Towers, junior forward Autu...
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With a barrage of thunderstorms hitting Southern California this week, there is no better time for the UCSB men's golf team to take a road trip. The Gauchos will head to Hawaii this week to participat...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
