Sports
Apparently, the UCSB women's track and field team loves a good challenge. The women won their second straight Big West Challenge Cup at Long Beach on Saturday, while the Santa Barbara men finished thi...
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The UCSB women's tennis team lost two nail-biters this weekend, dropping 4-3 decisions to both Brown and Loyola Marymount on Friday and Saturday. The Gauchos won the doubles point and took leads in bo...
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The #8 Gauchos (12-8 overall, 3-4 in the MPSF) squandered an early four-goal lead and eventually lost 8-7 in overtime to Arizona State on Sunday. It was the first time in program history that #18 ASU ...
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Senior Alex Anselme and freshman Anders Dalskov put up a fight, but the UCSB men's tennis team dropped its second straight match Wednesday, falling to San Diego State 5-2. The win increases the Aztecs...
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Since most UCSB students have never actually made their way out to the confines of Caesar Uyesaka Stadium or Campus Diamond, I wouldn
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Arguably one of the most sought after vacation destinations this spring - will be anything but relaxing this weekend for the #5 UCSB men's volleyball team, as they take on #6 Hawaii in two late season...
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I know it's only been a few weeks, but it seems like at least a month. Oh, how I don't miss you. You were so cruel to us. Your penchant for bulky class schedules and apocalyptic rain reminded me just ...
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A difficult course mixed with sub-par performances ruined the UCSB men's golf team's parade this week at the rain-shortened Western Intercollegiate Golf Tournament. The Gauchos tied with Colorado Stat...
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The #18 UCSB men's ultimate Frisbee club team (22-10 overall) played two nationally stacked tournaments in Texas over Spring Break and finished 6-6.
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All it took was one swing of the bat to bring the UCSB baseball team's five-game winning streak to a screeching halt. A screaming three-run homerun to left field started a five-run Cal Poly third inni...
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The University of San Diego was flawless Sunday, ending the UCSB men's tennis team's two-game win streak 7-0. The #35 Toreros (12-4) are now on a four-game win streak and have won 12 of their last 13 ...
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Jen Schwalb swam into the national spotlight when she competed at the Division I NCAA Swimming Championship in West Lafayette, Ind. at Purdue University. Schwalb competed in three events during the me...
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While other students lounged in the exotic locales of Cabo San Lucas and Costa Rica, the only break the UCSB baseball team got was in the batter's box. The Gauchos went 6-1 during their Spring Break, ...
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Fullerton swept the UCSB softball team (14-13 overall, 0-3 in the Big West) in a three-game series at Campus Diamond this past weekend. The Titans (12-11 overall, 3-0 Big West) were victorious twice o...
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On a map, a first-round matchup in Fresno seemed like nothing more than home game away from home, but the confines of the Save Mart Center were anything but accommodating to the Gaucho shooters.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
