Sports
Needing only one win in order move on to the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Championship, the #5 Santa Barbara men's volleyball team, ran into a devastating speed bump last night in Malibu against...
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The UCSB women's water polo team was looking forward to another chance to play defending national champion USC. The Gauchos won't get that shot after a disappointing loss to San Diego State in the fir...
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When you're up you're up and, more noticeably, when you're down, everyone is trying to keep you down. Santa Barbara and Northridge are two clear examples of this, and they take to Campus Diamond this ...
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The UCs will battle the state schools this weekend in the latest argument of the California public university superiority debate. It will be settled via two very important lacrosse games.
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The UCSB track and field teams will take the divide-and-conquer approach this weekend as it splits up to compete in two separate meets. The majority of the track and field teams will head to San Luis ...
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If UCSB baseball thought its last series against Cal Poly was tough, they may be in for a shocker this weekend. The Gauchos (19-21 overall, 1-5 in the Big West) will get back on the road today, travel...
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For those of us that grew up around the 916, come playoff time, we begin to worship at the temple of Mike Bibby. When the games really start to count, the Sacramento Kings' floor general seemingly per...
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If the Gauchos were a herd of raging bulls, then Long Beach State would be the unsuspecting rodeo clown. Traveling to Pepperdine tonight for the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation (MPSF) Tournament Se...
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If you took all the traits that coaches look for in a perfect team captain and put them into a water polo player, you would find yourself looking at UCSB senior and 2-meter defender Katy Kunkel.
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One downside to being a young surfer is you constantly have to answer to the criticism of the older generation. "You should do something productive with your time instead of hanging out at the beach a...
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Though Santa Barbara came out with a strong stroke, it couldn't keep the ball rolling, finishing sixth overall at the Big West men's golf championships held Monday and Tuesday at the Tijeras Creek Gol...
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After the UCSB women's lacrosse team's dominance in the league playoffs over the weekend, there's little left that it must do to prove that it is the best team in the nation. The Gauchos won the Weste...
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Destiny turned out to be a cheap date. The UCSB women's tennis team suffered defeat at the 2005 Big West Championship Tournament in Indian Wells, Calif. on Saturday afternoon, dropping its semifinal m...
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With the season winding down, the men's and women's club rowing teams hope to sprint to the finish the way they did Saturday, when the women won and the men placed second in races held along the South...
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Brigham Young University found out this weekend why underestimating the Gauchos can be a deadly mistake, while Santa Barbara proved that playing on the road has absolutely no effect on its ability to ...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
