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After a long and restful winter break, the UCSB women's rugby team kicks off regular season play at Arizona State on Jan. 21. After starting the preseason 3-0 - with wins over Claremont McKenna, UC Da...
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Like the guy who had a chance to win a Porsche at halftime, the UCSB men's basketball team did not come out on the winning end of its contest last night. The Gauchos (6-8 overall, 1-3 in the Big West)...
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For the first time this season, the UCSB women's basketball team tasted the sweet taste of victory away from the friendly confines of the Thunderdome last night, when they defeated Irvine 71-60 in Irv...
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In its Big West home opener, the UCSB men's basketball team extended its unbeaten home streak to six games and picked up its first conference victory with a 77-74 win over Long Beach State.
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After hosting this weekend's 42nd Annual Elephant Bar Invitational, the Santa Barbara men's volleyball team now has a trunk full of reasons to expect success this season, despite finishing the invite ...
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While many UCSB students were relaxing at home, the Gaucho swim teams battled with eleven different schools over the holiday break.
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After a disappointing road match, which saw the UCSB women's basketball team lose their first game against current conference members since 2003, the Gauchos (6-7 overall, 2-1 in the Big West) head to...
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The #69 UCSB men's tennis team made winning look easy on Tuesday with a dominant 6-1 victory over Princeton. After losing 2-1 in doubles, the Gauchos (4-1 overall) swept through singles play, winning ...
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Coming out of a weekend pair of sweeps against sub-par opponents, the #9 Santa Barbara men's volleyball team will have to line up at the net opposite #3 Long Beach State tonight, in a match that will ...
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For the 25th year in a row, the UCSB women's volleyball team will compete in the Big Dance with an eight game-winning streak under its belt this year.
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I watched a great men's soccer season end one hot winter Tuesday at an undersized soccer field in Northridge. I slinked away while a couple hundred Gaucho Locos chanted "Good luck Northridge," and "Go...
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While their fellow students were licking gravy-coated plates clean, the members of the UCSB men's basketball team were getting their first taste of defeat this season on a road trip featuring the defe...
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It's been a rough start for the UCSB women's basketball team, who dropped its last three games to extend its season-long winless streak to five games.
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The battle between the best of the Big West spilled into the second round of the NCAA men's soccer tournament as #13 Cal State Northridge defeated #14 UCSB 3-2.
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The UCSB women's volleyball team has a lot to be thankful for this weekend, after coming off a victory against Loyola Marymount last night. Santa Barbara (19-8 overall, 12-2 in the Big West) defeated ...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
