Sports
The UC Santa Barbara men’s soccer team faced off against California State University, Bakersfield on Saturday, Oct. 11. This match resulted in a 1-1 tie, keeping the Gauchos on top in the Big West C...
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The UC Santa Barbara women’s soccer team played against the undefeated Big West Conference leaders, California State University, Fullerton on Thursday, Oct. 9. The match resulted in a 1-0 win for th...
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On Saturday, Sept. 27, the UC Santa Barbara men’s soccer team had their blue-green rivalry match against California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo. This meeting with the Gauchos a...
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The UC Santa Barbara women’s volleyball team matched up against California State University, Northridge on Saturday, Sept. 27, resulting in a 3-1 win for the Gauchos. UC Santa Barbara won this m...
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On Sunday, Oct. 5, the UC Santa Barbara women’s soccer team had a Big West conference championship rematch with California State University, Bakersfield. This match resulted in a 1-0 win for UCSB, w...
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The 2024 Big West Conference champions, UC Santa Barbara’s women’s soccer team faced off against the 2024 Western Athletic Conference champions California Baptist University on Aug. 22, resulting ...
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On July 13, the Major League Baseball draft took place, giving talented athletes a chance to go pro. This draft proved to be a historic one for the Gauchos as three UC Santa Barbara men's baseball sta...
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For the first time in UC Santa Barbara’s history, UCSB Athletics has secured the Division I-AAA Athletics Directors Association All-Sports Trophy for the 2024-25 athletic season.
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Manu Duah, a former Gaucho midfielder, made his Major League Soccer debut for San Diego FC on June 25 in a Western Conference game against the Vancouver Whitecaps. Duah was the first overall pick in...
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Arin Lau reflects on her experience of playing softball in Hong Kong and how it has taken such a hold as a interhall sport in the city.
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The UC Santa Barbara Gauchos took a break from conference play against the Pepperdine University Waves on April 8, securing a 9-4 victory
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A set piece just outside the 18-yard box helped the UC Santa Barbara men’s soccer team secure a victory against the California Baptist University Lancers.
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The UC Santa Barbara men’s volleyball team kicked off conference play with Alumni Night at the Thunderdome.
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The UC Santa Barbara Men’s Basketball delivered a resounding victory over the Cal Poly San Luis Obispo Mustangs on Feb. 27, winning 96-77.
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The UC Santa Barbara baseball team took on the California State University, Fresno Bulldogs at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium, winning the March 1 night game 3-1 and the March 2 afternoon game with an 8-7 wal...
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