Sports

Tank loses a tread.

Stupid NFL. Tank Johnson was only impaired to the slightest degree! If those cops were in IV for a night, half the town would be behind bars.
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UCSB Reclaims Highest Honor

After a one-year hiatus, Santa Barbara athletics once again reign supreme, as the Gauchos won this year's Big West Commissioner's Cup.
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Future Looks Bright For Gauchos

Over the course of this school year, I've seen nearly 100 UCSB sporting events.
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Six Gauchos Compete in Nationals

Six members of the UCSB track and field team are competing at the highest level at this week's NCAA Championships.
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Quack, Quack, Quack

The Anaheim Ducks won 6-2 last night to win the Stanley Cup. It's only a matter of time before Snoop Dogg is drinking some gin and juice out of Lord Stanleys mug.
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Men’s Soccer- 2006 NCAA National Champions

No Gaucho athletic team's accomplishments have ever been as far-reaching as those of the 2006 UCSB men's soccer team. Period.
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No Frills League

No more alcohol on team planes? The NFL is surely enhancing its rep as the "No Fun League." Maybe if Mr. Goodell had a few drinks with TO, he'd be inclined to change his mind.
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Harris Sets Sights on Big West Title

Near the top of last season's NCAA men's basketball scoring leaders lies a familiar name to Gaucho fans.
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Rothstein Runs Into Santa Barbara Record Books

It is important for any college athlete to finish their career on a high note, and with a senior season full of accomplishments, UCSB track star Stephanie Rothstein has done just that.
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Denim Odontoceti

Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter was fined $1,000 for punching Bengal Levi Jones in a Vegas brawl. By the way, Porter just signed a deal for $32 million. Good to know the law works.
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Freshman of the Year

If there is one thing you need to know about freshman guard Justin Joyner, it is that he possesses an unparalleled drive to win.
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Coach of the Year

Recruiting is one thing.
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Gaucho Sports By The Numbers

$206 Million: Combined total of MLB contracts signed by former Gauchos Barry Zito and Michael Young during the past offseason.
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Kobefied Buss

Lakers owner Jerry Buss was arrested early Tuesday morning on suspicion of DUI. Someone seems to be having a pretty tough time dealing with those Kobe trade rumors...
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Mustangs Mop UCSB in Finale

A disappointing baseball season came to an appropriate end for the Gauchos on Sunday, with Cal Poly using a late-inning rally to complete a three-game sweep.
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