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The UCSB's women's volleyball team broke even this weekend as they were swept 3-0 by Pacific (8-3 overall, 2-1 in Big West), before returning the favor against UC Davis (3-12 overall, 0-4 in Big West)...
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Nothing quite like an epic Mets chokejob to light up my weekend. Although on a serious note someone should probably make sure that Mr. Met stays away from the kids for a few days.
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While the defense hung tough throughout the weekend, an inexperienced offense was unable to get anything going, leading to back-to-back road losses for the UCSB women's soccer team.
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The U.S. women’s soccer team was knocked out of the World Cup after Head Coach Greg Ryan switched goalies at the last second. Ryan’s resume is expected on Monster.com any day now.
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The UCSB women's soccer team is heating up just in time to carry a four-game win streak into a Pacific Northwest tour that has the Gauchos facing a pair of tough opponents.
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The defending national champion men's soccer team begins the next leg in its quest to return to the NCAA postseason Saturday, when the squad travels to Davis to take on the Big West's newest member.
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Much like incoming freshmen at UCSB, the men's and women's cross country teams are embarking on an important journey this weekend.
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After back-to-back losses to Cal State Northridge (4-10 overall, 1-1 Big West) and Long Beach State (7-5, 1-1), the UCSB women's volleyball team is looking to pick up its first league victory as it he...
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A quick trip south to face a nonconference foe is all that stands in the way of the men's water polo team and a highly anticipated home opener on Sunday.
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With the help of a last-minute location change, the #13 UCSB men's soccer team played toe to toe with one of the top teams in the country, earning a 1-1 draw against #11 Harvard at Harder Stadium on S...
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Coming off an impressive three-game winning streak with a loss to Cal State Northridge, the UCSB women's volleyball team was defeated by Long Beach State 3-0 Saturday at the Thunderdome. Despite a str...
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After a rough beginning to an injury-marred season, the UCSB women's soccer team picked things up tremendously with a pair of wins over the weekend. The Gauchos have climbed back to .500 after their c...
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After a strong start to the season, the men's water polo team has now dropped five straight games, with four of those defeats coming by a one-goal margin.
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After facing one of their toughest season-opening schedules in recent memory, the UCSB women’s soccer team is starting to show some promise with a pair of hard-fought ties over the weekend. The ...
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It took a few tries, but the defending national champion UCSB men's soccer team is beginning to show glimpses of its former self.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
