Sports

Jose on Record

In two months, Jose Canseco’s new book comes out! The QB doesn’t read, but will hit up YouTube to see Jose hit a homerun with his head every day.
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MLS Scoops up Santa Barbara’s Best

UCSB's status as a collegiate soccer superpower got another boost on Friday, when two Gauchos were chosen in the first round of the Major League Soccer SuperDraft.
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SB Puts Beatdown on Poly

The Mustangs may have wanted a rivalry, but what they got was an embarrassment.
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Gauchos Trample Mustangs

The UCSB women's basketball team came into Saturday's contest with rival Cal Poly looking to prove that they were the class of the Big West.
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Brady Bunch

The most disturbing part about this "Brady in a walking cast" story is the fact that he was taking flowers to his girlfriend when he was spotted.
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Rare Doubleheader Set for UCSB Hoops

Whether it was mandated by the Big West Conference or just thought up by a member of Cal Poly's marketing staff, a rare event will take place tomorrow at Mott Gym in San Luis Obispo.
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The Monster Ate Up Our Space

The Sports Eds aren’t too pleased that Clinton coverage led to a smaller sports page, but you’ve gotta admit, the Cloverfield ad at the bottom of our page is freaking badass.
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Armchair QB

Former Michigan QB Ryan Mallet enrolled at Arkansas after leaving the Wolverines program. No word yet on when Mallet and Head Coach Bobby Petrino plan to bolt for greener pastures.
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Devine Sets Example for Gauchos

Throughout his Gaucho career, junior forward and team captain Chris Devine has fought through great pain, much in the same way he fights for loose balls during each and every game.
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Juiced up Dog and Pony Show

Whoever writes the headlines for ESPN's news stories decided to have a little fun yesterday and gave the story about the congressional steroid hearing the somewhat creative title of "Selig, Fehr on Re...
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Armchair QB

Victoria's Secret has announced that it will run a Super Bowl ad as part of its Valentine's Day marketing effort.
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Baby Groms Hit the Waves

When I got to the beach on Sunday morning after what can only be called a nap - three hours a night is not recommended...
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UC Santa Barbara Men’s

After rolling through the majority of the opening two months of the season, the Gauchos got a rude awakening to conference play during the past two weeks, with four closely contested games that result...
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UC Santa Barbara Women’s

Just over two decades ago, the UCSB women's basketball program opened the page on a new era with the hiring of Head Coach Mark French.
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Cal State Northridge

Even the experts don't always get it right.
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