Sports

Pavlovian Sayings: Let The Real Game Be Your Pregame

January 24, 2008 by

As much as I hate to admit it, UCSB is not, and probably never will be, a school that consistently holds big time sporting events. Let's face it, the soccer team will never consistently get 5,000 fans...
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Gauchos Hit Road Riding Win Streak

January 24, 2008 by

With five straight conference wins under its belt, the UCSB women's basketball team will look to continue its Big West dominance tonight on the road against Davis.
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Boob Tube

January 24, 2008 by

Leggy blonde Maria Sharapova will either play leggy dirty blonde Daniella Hantuchova or leggy brunette Ana Ivanovic in the Aussie Open final. Who needs late night porn when you’ve got tennis?!?
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UCSB Losing Streak Hits Three

January 23, 2008 by

The #14 UCSB men's volleyball team lost its third consecutive match, as visiting #8 Cal State Northridge defeated the Gauchos 3-1 this past weekend by scores of 31-33, 30-28, 30-24, 30-24.
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Santa Barbara Races Past Northridge

January 23, 2008 by

The UCSB men's and women's swimming teams proved that no Matador would kill their streak by defeating conference foe Cal State Northridge Friday at Campus Pool. The men took eight events to win 129-64...
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Whiskey Out a Boot

January 23, 2008 by

With Athletic Director Gary Cunningham on the way out and the search for a successor beginning, I start to wonder what the athletic department’s future leader should do upon assuming the new pos...
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Jose on Record

January 23, 2008 by

In two months, Jose Canseco’s new book comes out! The QB doesn’t read, but will hit up YouTube to see Jose hit a homerun with his head every day.
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MLS Scoops up Santa Barbara’s Best

January 22, 2008 by

UCSB's status as a collegiate soccer superpower got another boost on Friday, when two Gauchos were chosen in the first round of the Major League Soccer SuperDraft.
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SB Puts Beatdown on Poly

January 22, 2008 by

The Mustangs may have wanted a rivalry, but what they got was an embarrassment.
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Gauchos Trample Mustangs

January 22, 2008 by

The UCSB women's basketball team came into Saturday's contest with rival Cal Poly looking to prove that they were the class of the Big West.
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Brady Bunch

January 22, 2008 by

The most disturbing part about this "Brady in a walking cast" story is the fact that he was taking flowers to his girlfriend when he was spotted.
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Rare Doubleheader Set for UCSB Hoops

January 18, 2008 by

Whether it was mandated by the Big West Conference or just thought up by a member of Cal Poly's marketing staff, a rare event will take place tomorrow at Mott Gym in San Luis Obispo.
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The Monster Ate Up Our Space

January 18, 2008 by

The Sports Eds aren’t too pleased that Clinton coverage led to a smaller sports page, but you’ve gotta admit, the Cloverfield ad at the bottom of our page is freaking badass.
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Armchair QB

January 17, 2008 by

Former Michigan QB Ryan Mallet enrolled at Arkansas after leaving the Wolverines program. No word yet on when Mallet and Head Coach Bobby Petrino plan to bolt for greener pastures.
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Devine Sets Example for Gauchos

January 17, 2008 by

Throughout his Gaucho career, junior forward and team captain Chris Devine has fought through great pain, much in the same way he fights for loose balls during each and every game.
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