Sports
Senior day couldn't have ended better for the UCSB men's and women's swimming teams, as both teams dominated the University of Nevada, Las Vegas on Saturday at Campus Pool. The men captured their seve...
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This weekend was a tale of two teams for the UCSB men's volleyball team, as the Gauchos were swept off their own court by Stanford on Friday, before bringing out the brooms against Pacific on Saturday...
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Don’t know where the Athletic Department found this guy, but man, what a sexy baritone that volleyball PA announcer had on Saturday. I think Cubby might have some competition. No…Body̷...
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UCSB's Big West regular season title hopes took a devastating hit last night at the hands of the University of the Pacific. The Gauchos (14-5 overall, 3-3 in the Big West) couldn't get anything going ...
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The UCSB women's basketball team continued to prove it is a force to be reckoned with in the Big West, as it defeated Davis in overtime to win its seventh straight game and remain undefeated in confer...
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The UCSB men's volleyball team is heading into a crucial stretch of the schedule, as conference play will continue to heat up rain soaked Rob Gym this weekend.
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It will be the battle of powerhouses when the UCSB men's and women's swimming teams take on the University of Nevada, Las Vegas tomorrow at Campus Pool at noon. It will be the last home meet for the G...
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The QB hates covering tough Gaucho losses, but it sure beats answering the phone at the Thunderdome. It must suck to inform other schools of our growing deficit every five minutes.
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Momentum is hard to come by given the parity of the Big West Conference, but after defeating Cal State Fullerton and Cal Poly, UCSB has finally found some.
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As much as I hate to admit it, UCSB is not, and probably never will be, a school that consistently holds big time sporting events. Let's face it, the soccer team will never consistently get 5,000 fans...
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With five straight conference wins under its belt, the UCSB women's basketball team will look to continue its Big West dominance tonight on the road against Davis.
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The #14 UCSB men's volleyball team lost its third consecutive match, as visiting #8 Cal State Northridge defeated the Gauchos 3-1 this past weekend by scores of 31-33, 30-28, 30-24, 30-24.
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The UCSB men's and women's swimming teams proved that no Matador would kill their streak by defeating conference foe Cal State Northridge Friday at Campus Pool. The men took eight events to win 129-64...
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With Athletic Director Gary Cunningham on the way out and the search for a successor beginning, I start to wonder what the athletic department’s future leader should do upon assuming the new pos...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
