Sports

Tell Me Something Good

January 28, 2008 by

Don’t know where the Athletic Department found this guy, but man, what a sexy baritone that volleyball PA announcer had on Saturday. I think Cubby might have some competition. No…Body̷...
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Tigers Maul UCSB at Home

January 25, 2008 by

UCSB's Big West regular season title hopes took a devastating hit last night at the hands of the University of the Pacific. The Gauchos (14-5 overall, 3-3 in the Big West) couldn't get anything going ...
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Gauchos Go to Overtime in Victory Over Aggies

January 25, 2008 by

The UCSB women's basketball team continued to prove it is a force to be reckoned with in the Big West, as it defeated Davis in overtime to win its seventh straight game and remain undefeated in confer...
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League Foes Invade Santa Barbara’s Turf

January 25, 2008 by

The UCSB men's volleyball team is heading into a crucial stretch of the schedule, as conference play will continue to heat up rain soaked Rob Gym this weekend.
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SB Hosts Runnin’ Rebels in Nonconference Meet

January 25, 2008 by

It will be the battle of powerhouses when the UCSB men's and women's swimming teams take on the University of Nevada, Las Vegas tomorrow at Campus Pool at noon. It will be the last home meet for the G...
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“Thank you for calling the Thunderdome.”

January 25, 2008 by

The QB hates covering tough Gaucho losses, but it sure beats answering the phone at the Thunderdome. It must suck to inform other schools of our growing deficit every five minutes.
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SB Seeks Third Straight Victory

January 24, 2008 by

Momentum is hard to come by given the parity of the Big West Conference, but after defeating Cal State Fullerton and Cal Poly, UCSB has finally found some.
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Pavlovian Sayings: Let The Real Game Be Your Pregame

January 24, 2008 by

As much as I hate to admit it, UCSB is not, and probably never will be, a school that consistently holds big time sporting events. Let's face it, the soccer team will never consistently get 5,000 fans...
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Gauchos Hit Road Riding Win Streak

January 24, 2008 by

With five straight conference wins under its belt, the UCSB women's basketball team will look to continue its Big West dominance tonight on the road against Davis.
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Boob Tube

January 24, 2008 by

Leggy blonde Maria Sharapova will either play leggy dirty blonde Daniella Hantuchova or leggy brunette Ana Ivanovic in the Aussie Open final. Who needs late night porn when you’ve got tennis?!?
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UCSB Losing Streak Hits Three

January 23, 2008 by

The #14 UCSB men's volleyball team lost its third consecutive match, as visiting #8 Cal State Northridge defeated the Gauchos 3-1 this past weekend by scores of 31-33, 30-28, 30-24, 30-24.
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Santa Barbara Races Past Northridge

January 23, 2008 by

The UCSB men's and women's swimming teams proved that no Matador would kill their streak by defeating conference foe Cal State Northridge Friday at Campus Pool. The men took eight events to win 129-64...
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Whiskey Out a Boot

January 23, 2008 by

With Athletic Director Gary Cunningham on the way out and the search for a successor beginning, I start to wonder what the athletic department’s future leader should do upon assuming the new pos...
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Jose on Record

January 23, 2008 by

In two months, Jose Canseco’s new book comes out! The QB doesn’t read, but will hit up YouTube to see Jose hit a homerun with his head every day.
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MLS Scoops up Santa Barbara’s Best

January 22, 2008 by

UCSB's status as a collegiate soccer superpower got another boost on Friday, when two Gauchos were chosen in the first round of the Major League Soccer SuperDraft.
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