Sports
After the success of Senior Day, the UCSB men's and women's swim teams are ready to take on UC Davis and the University of the Pacific in a dual meet this weekend that will showcase each team's talent...
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The UCSB women's water polo team opens the 2008 season with two Saturday games in this weekend's Cal State Bakersfield Mini Tournament. The 2007 Gaucho season was defined by a late season collapse wit...
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After a strong preseason, the UCSB women's tennis team looks to continue its winning ways during the 2008 regular season.
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The UCSB men's volleyball looks to start a winning streak this weekend as it hosts #13 Hawaii at Robertson Gym for a two-match series. The Gauchos (2-6 overall, 1-4 Mountain Pacific Sports Federation)...
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The QB hates covering tough Gaucho losses, but it sure beats answering the phone at the Thunderdome. It must suck to inform other schools of our growing deficit every five minutes.
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The UCSB women's basketball team has had a perfect season thus far, but tonight that record will be put to the test against a team that has been perfect against Santa Barbara.
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With the Big West standings changing on a daily basis, the UCSB men's basketball team hopes to improve its position tonight against the conference's worst team.
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Since the dawn of time, Southern California surfers have looked to one magical place for their fix of waves and Coronas – a majestic land where every beer comes with a free lap dance and every t...
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As the Big West basketball season nears the midway point, the time has come to reflect on what we've learned through the first few weeks of the conference slate.
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Sorry to blaspheme, folks. I know I'll probably be labeled a terrorist for this, but I'm sticking by my convictions.
I refuse to watch the Super Bowl this year. Yeah, you heard me.
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Since C-Webb is off to the Bay, Warrior fans need to prep themselves for the daily whining and crying that Kings fans don’t miss at all.
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Senior forward Ivan Elliott got into the passing lane, dribbled the ball downcourt and threw down a vicious one-handed slam.
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At the halfway mark of the Big West season, the UCSB women's basketball still hasn't been touched. With a 71-58 blowout at Pacific on Saturday, the Gauchos (12-6, 7-0 Big West) extended their win stre...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
