Sports

SB Hosts Runnin’ Rebels in Nonconference Meet

It will be the battle of powerhouses when the UCSB men's and women's swimming teams take on the University of Nevada, Las Vegas tomorrow at Campus Pool at noon. It will be the last home meet for the G...
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“Thank you for calling the Thunderdome.”

The QB hates covering tough Gaucho losses, but it sure beats answering the phone at the Thunderdome. It must suck to inform other schools of our growing deficit every five minutes.
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SB Seeks Third Straight Victory

Momentum is hard to come by given the parity of the Big West Conference, but after defeating Cal State Fullerton and Cal Poly, UCSB has finally found some.
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Pavlovian Sayings: Let The Real Game Be Your Pregame

As much as I hate to admit it, UCSB is not, and probably never will be, a school that consistently holds big time sporting events. Let's face it, the soccer team will never consistently get 5,000 fans...
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Gauchos Hit Road Riding Win Streak

With five straight conference wins under its belt, the UCSB women's basketball team will look to continue its Big West dominance tonight on the road against Davis.
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Boob Tube

Leggy blonde Maria Sharapova will either play leggy dirty blonde Daniella Hantuchova or leggy brunette Ana Ivanovic in the Aussie Open final. Who needs late night porn when you’ve got tennis?!?
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UCSB Losing Streak Hits Three

The #14 UCSB men's volleyball team lost its third consecutive match, as visiting #8 Cal State Northridge defeated the Gauchos 3-1 this past weekend by scores of 31-33, 30-28, 30-24, 30-24.
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Santa Barbara Races Past Northridge

The UCSB men's and women's swimming teams proved that no Matador would kill their streak by defeating conference foe Cal State Northridge Friday at Campus Pool. The men took eight events to win 129-64...
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Whiskey Out a Boot

With Athletic Director Gary Cunningham on the way out and the search for a successor beginning, I start to wonder what the athletic department’s future leader should do upon assuming the new pos...
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Jose on Record

In two months, Jose Canseco’s new book comes out! The QB doesn’t read, but will hit up YouTube to see Jose hit a homerun with his head every day.
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MLS Scoops up Santa Barbara’s Best

UCSB's status as a collegiate soccer superpower got another boost on Friday, when two Gauchos were chosen in the first round of the Major League Soccer SuperDraft.
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SB Puts Beatdown on Poly

The Mustangs may have wanted a rivalry, but what they got was an embarrassment.
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Gauchos Trample Mustangs

The UCSB women's basketball team came into Saturday's contest with rival Cal Poly looking to prove that they were the class of the Big West.
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Brady Bunch

The most disturbing part about this "Brady in a walking cast" story is the fact that he was taking flowers to his girlfriend when he was spotted.
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Rare Doubleheader Set for UCSB Hoops

Whether it was mandated by the Big West Conference or just thought up by a member of Cal Poly's marketing staff, a rare event will take place tomorrow at Mott Gym in San Luis Obispo.
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