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With the singles game finally falling in its favor, the UCSB women's tennis team blew out conference rival Cal State Fullerton 6-1 Friday afternoon in Fullerton. The Gauchos (1-1 overall, 1-0 in confe...
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The UCSB women's water polo team took fourth place in this weekend's UC San Diego Triton Invitational by sweeping Hartwick and UC Davis in Saturday's group competition before falling to San Diego Stat...
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Why was some douchebag wearing a sombrero at Saturday night’s game? Dude, it’s a basketball game, not a birthday party at Chevy’s. No wonder the Gauchos looked confused in the second...
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On a night when senior forward Ivan Elliott scored a career-high 22 points, UCSB managed to hold off numerous late-game runs by Cal State Fullerton en route to an 83-80 victory.
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After a rough 6-1 defeat at the hands of #57 Sacramento State last Saturday, the UCSB women's tennis team looks to rebound against Big West Conference rival Cal State Fullerton Friday. The Gauchos (0-...
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Although they lost their season opener 4-3 to the University of Hawaii on Jan. 21, the UCSB men's tennis team has high expectations for the rest of the 2008 season, expectations that include more than...
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The #16 UCSB women's water polo team is heading down to UC San Diego's Triton Invitational this weekend, looking to make a statement against some of the nation's best competition.
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The UCSB women's basketball team ushered in the second half of the conference season by winning its 10th-straight game last night against Fullerton.
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The phrase "new faces in new places" is one way to characterize this year's UC Santa Barbara women's softball team.
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Four matches into the conference schedule, the UCSB men's volleyball team found themselves winless and buried in the standings. Three matches later, the Gauchos are on fire.
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For the second consecutive Big West season, the UCSB men's basketball team has bucked the traditional mantra that winning on the road is harder than winning at home. While they've won three consecutiv...
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Currently riding an eight game Big West winning streak, the UCSB women's basketball team goes for its best conference start since the 2001-2002 season tonight on the road against Cal State Fullerton.
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Quick: what do you think the best part about writing a weekly sports column is? No it's not the scratch, the hot and horny groupies, or the fact I regularly get to turn down people who want to write t...
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Whoa, when did Cavaliers guard Aleksander Pavlovic go down with a sprained foot? And why hasn't Lebron James called the Nexus yet to get himself a new Alexander Pavlovic?
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
