Sports
The #17 UCSB women's water polo team put up a good fight in its opening Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Tournament match against fifth seed Hawaii, but it wasn't enough as the Gauchos fell in San D...
read more
The #62 UCSB men's tennis team will face triple-digit heat and fierce Big West competition this weekend in its quest for a third consecutive Big West Tennis Championship and a bid to the NCAA tourname...
read more
Currently in a tight battle for first place in the Big West, Gaucho softball will now turn its attention to new conference foe UC Davis.
read more
Almost two weeks after being blanked 7-0 by Cal Poly, the fifth-seeded UCSB women's tennis team will have a shot at redemption this afternoon against the their fourth-ranked rivals in the first round ...
read more
After some impressive performances last weekend, a select group of UCSB track and field athletes will make the trek to California's Canada when they compete in the Oregon Relays tonight and all day Sa...
read more
If disgraced former Indiana coach Kelvin Sampson is serious about taking an assistant coaching job with the Bucks, he should probably find a phone that lets him send illegal texts in Chinese. Yi is wa...
read more
The Celtics will cruise through the NBA's designated B League not because of their storied history or because everyone wants a Los Angeles-Boston final, no sir. Boston will win because of logic any gr...
read more
The best part about the power of the press is that it doesn't really matter if you're good or not, because people believe anything they read. With that in mind, congratulations to the Bad News Beers f...
read more
After a season that saw flashes of potential from the Gaucho golf team, the Big West Tournament proved to be a disappointing affair. Coming in, UCSB was hoping to steal a victory at Tijeras Creek Golf...
read more
As much as I hate them, the Lakers will easily wax the Nuggets before squeaking by a tough Jazz team that'll have no problem with poor T-Mac and whoever he's playing with.
read more
Does anyone else out there feel like Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay are dangerously close to throwing down? This should add some spice to the QB's traditional NFL Draft Pajama Party.
read more
After spending nearly all my free time over the past four years at the beach and in the sun, I've partaken in pretty much every sand sport there is around. I've even found a way to injure myself in mo...
read more
Through all the ups and downs of the 2008 UCSB softball season, there is one individual on the team who has been quietly writing her name in the record book.
read more
Two complete games, including a nine-inning shutout on Sunday courtesy of senior left-hander Chuck Huggins, propelled the UC Santa Barbara baseball team (27-11 overall, 7-3 in the Big West) to a three...
read more
A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
