Sports

Gauchos Look to Knock Aggies off High Horse

The UCSB men's soccer team is preparing to take on UC Davis on Saturday, and they will certainly face a challenge. The Aggies are 10-1-1, and unbeaten in conference play at 2-0-1.
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SB Finally Comes Home, Faces CSUN

After a tough three weeks on the road that resulted in a 3-3 record, the UCSB women's soccer team is finally home to rumble with Big West foe Cal State Northridge tonight. The Gauchos (8-5 overall, 1-...
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San Diego Schools Await UCSB

The men's club soccer team continues league action this weekend against Southern California foes San Diego State University and University of San Diego. The Gauchos (4-0-2 overall, 1-0-1 in league) lo...
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Armchair QB

Big news everyone: Hockey season has begun! That's right, it's that time of year again for Canada and Russia's best to knock the living crap out of each other, and for the QB to not care.
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Gauchos Tied Up With Late Northridge Score

Some days, nothing goes right. The Gauchos just had one of those days. In front of a crowd of over 2,500 fans, UCSB blew two leads and squandered several opportunities on their way to a 2-2 tie with c...
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Santa Barbara Aims to Shoot Up Long Beach

To Gaucho sophomore setter Dana Vargas, Saturday's match at the Walter Pyramid against Long Beach State is more than just a traditional Big West volleyball rivalry.
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Gauchos Massacre Gaels

"We haven't heard anything about [Iona College] really," said senior driver Dane Lindstrom. "They're another East Coast team, and though we don't take anyone lightly, in the world of water polo, East ...
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UCSB Returns Home to Face CSUN

Last time the UCSB men's soccer team played at home, the result was a disastrous 6-2 beating at the hands of Wake Forest. This time, the Gauchos hope things will be different.
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The Surfing Abyss That is Isla Vista, California

It's a brave and depraved new world, and as the earth rotates relentlessly about the sun, we are brought face-to-face with a new school year and a new surf column. This column should have been written...
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Armchair QB

The big news yesterday -- at least in the QB's mind ­-- was the arrest of Luke Walton's stalker. The QB just has one question for her: You didn't have anyone better to follow and pester than Luke...
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Gauchos Get Blown Up, Still Depth Charge Irvine

The first weekend of Mountain Pacific Sports Federation play went as scripted for the #10 UCSB men's water polo team, a weekend that featured a blowout 17-5 loss at #1 USC and another nail-biter again...
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UCSB Splits Third Straight

Despite winning its seventh Big West opener in the last eight years, the UCSB women's soccer team was stuck with its third weekend split in a row. On Friday, sophomore midfielder Jacqui Simon netted t...
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Fail

The QB cannot believe how badly the Los Angeles Angels facefucked themselves after failing to put the bat on the ball on a 9th inning squeeze play.
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SB Splits in Home-Opening Weekend

This weekend was a study in contrasts for the UCSB women's volleyball team (7-8 overall).
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Gauchos Open Big West Play With Win

The Big West season finally started for the Gauchos on Saturday, and they did not disappoint. UCSB came from behind to win 2-1 against a fiery UC Irvine squad, handing the Anteaters their first loss o...
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