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It was easily the toughest road to a conference championship yet, but men's Gaucho tennis was able to clinch an unheard of fourth straight Big West title on Sunday, defeating #2 seed UC Irvine in a th...
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The #6 seed UCSB women's tennis team ended their season on Saturday with a 4-3 loss to #2 seed UC Irvine on Saturday afternoon in the Big West Championships.
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In the Gauchos' last two weekend series, dropping the third and final game only cost them a sweep of the opposition. In yesterday's matchup with San Jose State, however, a Sunday setback cost them the...
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The UCSB men's volleyball team played its last match of the season Friday night at Robertson Gymnasium, falling 3-0 to the third-ranked Cal State Northridge Matadors. And while a three-set sweep may n...
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In their first televised series of the season, the UCSB softball team caught a bit of stage fright in Long Beach as staunch 49er pitching paved the way for a three-game sweep of the Gauchos. Santa Bar...
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After Cal State Bakersfield knocked the Gaucho bullpen around in the fifth inning by driving in seven runs, it looked as though the Roadrunners (8-25) were ready to live up to their title and run away...
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At the close of what has been an up-and-down season, the UCSB men's volleyball team has one last chance to go out on a high note Friday night.
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An unusually blustery day at Campus Diamond kept the Gaucho brooms in the closet as visiting Cal State Northridge avoided a series sweep against the UCSB softball team with a 4-2 victory Wednesday aft...
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Another regular season has come and gone for the UCSB men's tennis team, which finished 8-12 on the season, including 3-2 in conference. As the team's veterans know, and as younger players will soon f...
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So it begins.
In their quest for an NCAA Tournament spot, the UCSB women's tennis team will play rival Cal Poly in the first round of the Big West Championships on Friday at 3 p.m. in Indian Wells. T...
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Oh dawn patrol, you silly bitch. Nothing brings you back to gromhood faster than an early bedtime, perhaps getting tucked in by your mom (or now your roommate, I guess), putting on a surf video and dr...
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After taking down a crucial conference series on that road at UC Davis, the UC Santa Barbara baseball team (19-10) heads home today to take on the Cal State Bakersfield Roadrunners (8-23) in game two ...
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Coming off two wins against the Matadors last Saturday, the UCSB softball team looks to break out the brooms for today's series finale against conference-rival Cal State Northridge. The Gauchos (21-17...
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The UCSB women's club volleyball team won the NIRSA Division 1 National Championship with a 25-23, 25-21 drubbing of the University of Arizona Saturday night in Kansas City, Missouri. According to sen...
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In their last regular season game, the UCSB women's lacrosse club team took the opportunity to show the rest of the league why they are number one. In what might have been their best game of the seaso...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
