Sports
Since the start of conference play, there have been two major problems haunting the UC Santa Barbara women's volleyball team - coming out strong and finishing off opponents after building up a lead. I...
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For 100 minutes, Sunday's match between UCSB and Seattle University unfolded like drama we'd seen before. After again finding themselves trailing a team that -- at least on paper -- they were predicte...
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Winning on the road is never easy. Except, of course, when it is. Despite playing without three regular starters, the #3 UCSB men's soccer team cruised to a 3-0 victory in a high noon game at UC Davis...
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Down 2-1 with under six minutes to play, senior forward Genelle Ives headed in a goal in crunch time to send the UCSB women's soccer team into overtime with visiting Cal State Long Beach. The reigning...
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"Oh my gosh, I was so excited because I knew we were going to the NCAA playoffs," senior midfielder Jacqui Simon said. "I just remember seeing all the people rushing the field. ... It was definitely a...
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It's been awhile since we've had a pair of Championship Series this evenly matched. The Angels, Yankees and Dodgers (with MVP Matt Holliday) have all proven their dominance by sweeping their way into ...
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There's really no sports news today. So... how 'bout that NASCAR?
Just kidding. Fuck that.
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Already having proven that they can rally back from a deficit, the UC Santa Barbara women's volleyball team (13-4 overall, 3-2 Big West) can now take pride in their ability to hold a lead. After battl...
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Last Saturday will be etched into the history of my life as one of the most fun-filled nights of incidental hilarity that I have ever experienced, and I might owe it all to a bottle of whiskey and a f...
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It was a busy weekend for UC Santa Barbara club soccer, with both teams in action. While the women's team lost its first game of the season playing host to the UCSB Invitational, the men's team picked...
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With three Big West games under their belts, the Gauchos have three shutout victories and sit atop the conference. They will look to keep a good thing going tomorrow afternoon on the road against UC D...
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Playing on the front lines of an offense in desperate need of consistency, junior forward Kailyn Kugler posted a weekend hat trick for the UCSB women's soccer team, netting the only goal during Santa ...
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Another game, another goal for UCSB. And for the third time in three Big West matches, just one score was all it took to pick up a victory. The #7 Gauchos bested UC Riverside 1-0 on Saturday night on...
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Just call them the comeback kids. For their second straight home game, the Gauchos (12-4 overall, 3-2 Big West) scratched and clawed their way to a five-set victory after allowing their opponents to p...
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This past weekend culminated in another disappointing finish for the #6 UCSB men's water polo team at the UC Irvine Invitational.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
