Baseball
One game after handing first-place Cal State Fullerton its first loss in league play, the UCSB baseball team fell to the University of San Diego last night 7-5. The Gauchos scored first with three run...
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The UCSB baseball team concludes its four-game road trip with a one-game showdown against the University of San Diego tonight. The Gauchos make the trip after dropping two out of three games to Cal St...
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The UCSB baseball team had its biggest series of the year so far against first-place Cal State Fullerton this past weekend. The Gauchos dropped two out of three in the weekend set, losing Frida...
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The UCSB baseball team is headed into perhaps the biggest series of the year this weekend. The Gauchos hit the road and travel to No. 4 Cal State Fullerton to take on the first-place Titans, who remai...
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The UCSB baseball team picked up a big road victory yesterday afternoon against Pepperdine University, winning 5-4. The Gauchos bounced back to snag a win from the Waves as now both teams have gone in...
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Today, the UCSB baseball team heads to Malibu to take on Pepperdine University in a rematch of last Tuesday’s showdown where the Waves escaped with a 3-1 victory. The Gauchos are coming off a loss i...
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The UCSB baseball team took two out of three games this weekend as the Gauchos played host to Cal Poly. Santa Barbara took control of the Blue-Green Rivalry, taking the first two games of the series b...
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The UCSB baseball team will jump back into conference action this weekend when rival Cal Poly comes to town. The two teams will meet for their second series this year but for the first time with Big W...
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The UCSB baseball team fell to Pepperdine Tuesday afternoon with a score of 3-1. Pepperdine junior starting pitcher Matt Maurer improved to 1-1 on the year while the Gauchos freshman pitcher Hector Lu...
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UCSB kicks off Spring Quarter with a home game today against Pepperdine University. The Gauchos enter the game after splitting a four game weekend series in Hawaii, where the two teams split the serie...
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While the rest of campus was in the midst of winter finals, the UCSB baseball team went 4-3 over the break in two weekend series and a solo game against Notre Dame. The Gauchos went on a three-game wi...
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The UCSB baseball team has embarked on its second road trip of the season this weekend traveling to Austin to play a three-game series with the University of Texas. The Gauchos head into the series af...
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The UCSB baseball team capped its long nine-game homestand on Monday with a blowout win over Saint Mary’s College by a score of 10-1. With the win, the Gauchos claim a 6-3 record over the nine home ...
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Just three days after a crushing defeat to UCLA, the UCSB baseball team bounced back with a three-game sweep of San Jose State. The Gauchos took two of the three games in the final at bat in walk-off ...
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The UCSB baseball team continues its nine-game homestand today by welcoming San Jose State to Southern California for a three-game series. The struggling 2-6 Spartans are mired in a six-game losing st...
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