Drugs and Alcohol: A Deadly Duo
We all know that mixing drugs and alcohol is risky business, but here's exactly how big of a risk you're actually taking.
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Protests, Pepper Spray and Compensation
Jonathan Rogers explains his disappointment with the $38,000 settlement awarded to former Lieutenant John Pike of the UC Police Department.
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Big Box Socialism: Paying the Price for a Walmart Economy
Mario Vasquez explains why Walmart may not be so good for anyone, but its owners.
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The Tasteful Keys to a Successful Sext
Hayley E. is sick of all these weak sexts - here's how to step up your game.
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Breaking the Second Term Curse
Mckinley Krongaus turns a critical eye on one of her biggest heroes ... President Obama.
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Sergeant Signa Pays It Forward
Sgt. Mark Signa thinks that this is the most wonderful time of the year.
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My Love Affair With the TSA
An intimate encounter with a TSA agent leaves David Jackson lovestruck.
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Tipping: A Solution or Part of the Problem?
Jay Grafft thinks the practice of tipping your servers needs an overhaul.
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Reflekting on Assimilation: Arcade Fire’s Take on “Normal People”
Mario Vasquez is so over trying to be a "Normal Person."
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Don’t be Anal About Anal: Why the Back Door is the Best Door
Matt Togni tells you why you need to stop being so awkward about anal sex.
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People or Parasites?
Columnist Ben Moss explains why refusing to reproduce will most likely not save the planet.
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Being Smart With Supplements
In this week's column, the doctors explain the benefits and potential dangers of using supplements.
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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Ride through the bike path without crashing
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Drunk for 24 hours
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Bagel crawl
Libra
September 23 - October 22
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Finally talk to their class crush
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Graduate
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
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