Opinion
Prop 21 has been criticized for its far-reaching powers, including a "wiretap" provision for suspected gang members - potentially breaching the 4th Amendment.The measure came under heavy fir...
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As his last wish, Timothy McVeigh asked for his execution to be televised nationwide. The request was rejected, but you know there was some suit (read: Fox's Rupert Murdoch) in Hollywood drooling over...
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In my opinion, the energy crisis lies within the fact that we, as Americans, are addicted to energy but refuse to take viable energy alternatives, such as solar, wind, hemp (gasp!), and methanol serio...
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The Supreme Court's decision in the Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin System v. Southworth - that student money must be allocated regardless of a group's viewpoint - should not, and must...
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Pieces of ceiling will continue to drop on people's heads in Phelps. Elevators with expired permits will continue to stutter before they stop.
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I would just like to apologize to all the women I have opened doors for; I did not intend to offend them with such a sexist act.
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Ethnic- and gender-studies remain a vital part of this campus and remind us that we do not live a homogenous society.
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Valentine's Day isn't even a holiday; a holiday implies a day off. Work? Class? Both still here.
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I speak for 50 million when I say the music industry can suck my balls.
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As the county supervisor representing Isla Vista, I proposed a housing inspection program that would have required a mandatory inspection once every four or five years, focusing on basic building and ...
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The article creates the unfortunate appearance that my agency and the Santa Barbara County District Attorney's Office were not cooperatively involved in the investigation and prosecution of the asbest...
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Next time you see a CSO on campus, say to them, "Thank you Mr./Ms. CSO, you keep us from anarchy."
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This column will hopefully open up some discussion as to what a true gentleman is, where this notion came from, and whether or not being a gentleman is possible or even a good thing.
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It is true that the quantity of radioactive waste is very small. The problems created from this radioactive waste are not equally small.
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“Greased Lightnin’” from “Grease”
Sunset waltz from “La La Land”
“Thriller” by Michael Jackson
Frat flick
“Macarena” by Los Del Río
“Gangnam Style” by PSY
“Swan Lake” by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Renegade
“Cell Block Tango” from “Chicago”
“The Last Text” from “Dance Moms”
Flossing
All of “Hamilton”
