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UCSB students, faculty, and staff can meet Cynthia Smith, one of five candidates for the position of Associated Students Executive Director today between 2:30 and 3:15 in the A.S. conference room.
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Santa Barbara Police Dept. detectives and Mexican State Police arrested two suspects in Mexicali, Mexico, in connection with the January murder of Santa Barbara resident Jacqueline High.
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Who Said College Kids Are the Rowdy Ones? At approximately 2:09 a.m. on Sunday, Feb. 10, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 6500 block of El Nido Road noticed an intoxicated 24-year-old ma...
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The Isla Vista Recreation and Parks District turned down requests to put the homeless issue on the agenda at last night's meeting, claiming it lacked the authority to grant them a "living space."
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Associated Students will go along with the United Farm Workers (UFW) if the organization decides to boycott table grapes, A.S. Legislative Council decided Wednesday.
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State Assemblymember Hannah-Beth Jackson proposed doubling fines for traffic violations in school zones as way to fund safety programs in light of state budget cuts.
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Goleta registered over 15,000 voters as of Feb. 1 that will result in at least $18 million in state funding for the new city.
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The Goleta City Council is considering suspending almost all construction in the new city for up to two years.
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Marshall's defenders attacked the recall as an attempt by out-of-town business interests to buy the supervisor's seat.
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World-famous philosophers Evan Thompson and Pascal Boyer will be at UCSB this week pondering the interactions between science, psychology and God.
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The Community Energy Alliance will host a forum this evening to inform the public about how it can help.
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For those not satisfied with kosher pickles this Valentine's Day, UCSB's Jewish student group, Hillel, offers the more romantic Kosher Meet Market tonight at 7.
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Rachel Epstein, undeclared freshman and Theta Sorority member, donates blood at a drive hosted by Fiji Fraternity house Wednesday.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
