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Günther's raging sex drive overflowed like champagne in Storke Plaza on Friday, as the Swedish singer and his Sunshine Girls touched UCSB's tra-la-la during his first-ever West Coast appearance.
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For the second time in less than two months, another 14-year-old Santa Barbaran was arrested for allegedly stabbing a fellow teen in the torso.
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Local musicians played up a forthcoming Isla Vista documentary in Anisq' Oyo' park Saturday for the first-ever "Derpa-Sherpa-Palooza" music festival.
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After a five-week sentencing hearing, a former Santa Barbara daycare operator and parent was finally sentenced to a year in prison last Friday for abusing and neglecting her four foster children - thr...
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The Office of the Registrar has set a date for the long-overdue upgrade of the Gaucho On-Line Data system; the functions of the archaic system will be moved to the GOLD Lite platform by May 29.
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Beer aficionados ready for unique local flavors can now quench their thirst at a newly opened brewpub in Goleta.
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The Santa Barbara School Board laid off 48 local teachers Tuesday night, adding to the already tense relations between the district's educators and the board.
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After a lengthy delay, The Green Initiative Fund is accepting proposals for potential sustainable projects on campus, ranging from increased ways of using renewable energy to educational programs.
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Chanting "UC Nuclear Free" as they marched toward Cheadle Hall yesterday, about 80 people protested the University of California's ties to nuclear research and weapons development, eventually leaving ...
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Big names like Quentin Tarantino and Johnny Depp have called Santa Barbara County home periodically over this past year, sending a few extra dollars to float around the county - $46 million to be exac...
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Although no legislation was brought to the table at last night's Associated Students Legislative Council meeting, two rounds of debate certainly were.
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The PenIS Mightier
Saturday, May 5, 1:54 a.m. [[ok]] -- Officers spotted a 20-year-old man stumbling eastbound on the 6700 block of Sueño Road with his pants unzipped, revealing his penis...
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Darkness fell on UCSB last night, causing both confusion and joy as students shuffled out of classrooms or labs to seek the light somewhere else.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
