Civilians Help Victim of Car Crash

September 25, 2001 by

Local veterinarian Marvin Prentice crashed his car into the center divider of U.S. Highway 101 after suffering a cardiac arrest early Tuesday morning.
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Associated Snakes and Rikki-Tiki Redistricting

September 25, 2001 by

I'm not a spiritual man, but some ancestral Catholic part of my brain tells me the heat is the slow simmer of purgatory. I sit roasting in those meetings and wonder if I've sinned or if I'm just a tou...
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Feature Photo: Not Quite Rocket Science, But Close

September 25, 2001 by


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Feature Photo: Tibet Rally

September 25, 2001 by


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Feature Photo: All That Jazz

September 25, 2001 by


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Feature Photo: Free Bird-ritos

September 25, 2001 by


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Authorities Arrest Man for Assault of Female I.V. Resident

September 24, 2001 by

A 19-year-old female reported being raped in her apartment on the 6700 block of Del Playa Drive early Sunday morning.
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Santa Barbara Rebounds from Slow Start, Tops SJSU, Dons

September 24, 2001 by

The Gauchos recouped after an extended layoff by dismantling San Jose State 3-1 last Thursday and quenching the University of San Francisco 1-0 on Saturday evening.
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UC Briefs

September 24, 2001 by

New Regents Appointed Governor Gray Davis appointed Monica Lozano and Norman Pattiz to serve as regents of the University of California on September 21. Lozano served as a member of the California Sta...
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Feature Photo: Stock Up Now!

September 24, 2001 by


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Injustice, We Trust

September 20, 2001 by

On August 22, the UCSB administration announced that it had greatly expanded its authority to punish students' off-campus deeds under a policy called "extended jurisdiction."
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Another Year of Minors Not in Possession of Brains

September 20, 2001 by

The young girl sits dejectedly on the curb, possibly 17, but probably not. The cops decide to keep her fake I.D., and I laugh a little.
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UCSB Readies for #2 LBSU

September 20, 2001 by

After succumbing to two of the top four ranked teams in the nation in its first two matches of the 2001 season, the UCSB women's volleyball team found a morsel of breathing room in the Santa Clara Inv...
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Weather

September 20, 2001 by

The ex-weatherhuman told a lot of dick and fart jokes. Students loved it because they’re dick and fart people who’ve simply learned too many synonyms. They want sophisticated variations su...
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Feature Photo: Room For One More?

September 20, 2001 by


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