For UC Santa Barbara third-year sociology major and outfielder Colin Beazizo, baseball has been a constant in his life long before the intensity of college baseball. Beazizo was first introduce...
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On Feb. 20, the UC Santa Barbara men’s basketball team landed another win in a 86-56 victory against the Cal State Fullerton Titans at the Thunderdome in Santa Barbara.
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Hire an AI bot to become their personal assistant
Stash all their books in a locked safe
Never write their own email again
Buy out all the toilet paper from target
Delete all their negative text messages about AI
Side with their Snapchat AI bot
Start posting ads for an AI significant other
Move to the middle of nowhere
Smash all computers in close proximity
Try to befriend AI bots
Complete purge from technology
Start calling all of their loved ones
