Osbert Squelch

April 20, 2023

Hoodwinked! Hoping to work with joints, confused stoner majors in rheumatology

By Osbert Squelch

“I’m somewhat of a joint specialist myself,.” second-year Lena Erm said.

February 3, 2023

Opinion: Screw rationality, I trust the brilliant minds of Quora

By Osbert Squelch

I have always found solace in a place born from the desire for the truth: Quora.com.

November 8, 2022

Efficient! Scootering Snag employee breaks sound barrier

By Osbert Squelch

“Speed. I am speed. 42 bitters. 42 boozers. I eat boozers for breakfast.”