If nothing else, UCSB baseball can take relief in the fact that a certain combination of three letters appears nowhere else in the rest of its schedule. USC took advantage of the shorthanded Gauchos (...
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In a time of uncertainty, a familiar opponent may be exactly the thing the UCSB baseball team needs. On the other hand, that opponent is nationally ranked USC.
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The good news this weekend for the UCSB baseball team was getting a 2-1 series victory over UCLA. The bad news is that Santa Barbara's next shortstop may spontaneously combust when he steps foot on th...
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Just 17 hours after starting at shortstop for the UCSB baseball team in its win over nationally ranked USC on Wednesday, senior Chris Malec underwent surgery for testicular cancer.
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Though their minds may not be on the games at hand, the Gauchos still have a series to play. Minus senior shortstop Chris Malec, Santa Barbara baseball will take on UCLA this weekend.
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It may not have been the Trojan horse, but UCSB baseball earned a win against #23 USC for the first time in six years Wednesday. The Trojans must have left their A-game at home, dropping an error-ridd...
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A trip to Caesar Uyesaka Stadium for UCSB baseball doesn't often leave fans star-struck. Although the Gauchos cannot tout a Big West Conference Pitcher of the Week or a National Player of the Year awa...
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If one is the loneliest number, then the UCSB baseball team must be feeling like the last person left on Earth after a nuclear winter. After posting a single run while being swept in three games at Da...
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In life, it's always good to look ahead to the future, and oddly enough, UCSB baseball's future - along with the cows and sheep - lies in Davis, Calif.
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The mess that was UCSB baseball against Westmont began 2 p.m. Tuesday. Ten pitchers, 26 runs, 21 walks, five hit batsmen and three hours later, the Gauchos walked away from Caesar Uyesaka Stadium with...
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When freshman second baseman Alden Carrithers steps into the batter's box to lead off for UCSB baseball, he probably doesn't leave opponents shaking in their boots. Compared to many of the Big West Co...
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The UCSB men's tennis team has caught fire, winning twice this weekend and putting itself in prime position to grab the top seed in the Big West Tournament.
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Since most UCSB students have never actually made their way out to the confines of Caesar Uyesaka Stadium or Campus Diamond, I wouldn
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All it took was one swing of the bat to bring the UCSB baseball team's five-game winning streak to a screeching halt. A screaming three-run homerun to left field started a five-run Cal Poly third inni...
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While other students lounged in the exotic locales of Cabo San Lucas and Costa Rica, the only break the UCSB baseball team got was in the batter's box. The Gauchos went 6-1 during their Spring Break, ...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
