October 15, 2026 Asking students from different majors what their worst nightmare is By Benjamin Epstein This quarter has been rather dull so far, so in honor of Halloween we’ve decided to focus on nightmares. The Daily Nexus interviewed different students across a variety of majors on their worst nightmares, and collecte...
November 6, 2025 UCSB unveils new non-DEI curriculum By Benjamin Epstein In accordance with the wishes of our beloved well-endowed president, UCSB has renovated its curriculum, replacing all the ugly WOKENESS with PATRIOTIC teachings. Here is a list of our beloved leader’s proposed changes:
November 7, 2024 I’ve Been Lost In Phelps Hall For Seven Years By Benjamin Epstein My name is George Gello, and I’ve been lost in Phelps Hall for seven years. However, I’m still hopeful I’ll get to my class, History of Architecture 3B. In fact, I predict my seven years in a terribly designed buil...
