November 6, 2025 UCSB unveils new non-DEI curriculum By Benjamin Epstein In accordance with the wishes of our beloved well-endowed president, UCSB has renovated its curriculum, replacing all the ugly WOKENESS with PATRIOTIC teachings. Here is a list of our beloved leader’s proposed changes:
November 7, 2024 I’ve Been Lost In Phelps Hall For Seven Years By Benjamin Epstein My name is George Gello, and I’ve been lost in Phelps Hall for seven years. However, I’m still hopeful I’ll get to my class, History of Architecture 3B. In fact, I predict my seven years in a terribly designed buil...
