The big new thing here at the Nexus office is to take a Big Red gum wrapper, lick it and stick it to your forehead. After a minute or so, you’ll discover something very newsworthy: It burns! It burns! Why does it burn, you ask? Well, since I take journalism so seriously, I did some sleuthing and found that one of the ingredients is sulfuric acid. Chew on that, Trident.
Thursday’s forecast: OK, so it doesn’t actually contain sulfuric acid.
It contains fire.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
