Whether you love them or hate them, you’ll be sure to see these on every block.

1. Man buns

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Attractiveness scale: 7/10
You didn’t choose the bun life, the bun life chose you.

2. Birkenstocks

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Attractiveness scale: 2/10
I.V. may be the only place these shoes are socially acceptable. True story: My mom refers to Birkenstocks as “lesbian shoes.”

3. Going barefoot

Attractiveness scale -5/10
The tetanus shot was invented for people like you.

4. Workout clothes

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Attractiveness scale: 6/10
Did you just work out or just roll out of bed? The world may never know.

5. Denim booty shorts with a slight fringe and studded pockets

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Attractiveness scale: 1/10
If your ass is showing, you’re doing it right.

7. Hawaiian button-ups

Attractiveness scale: 4/10
Brouche = Bro + Douche

8. Sperry’s and Chubbies

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If you go to UCSB but don’t own a pair of Sperry’s and Chubbies, do you even go to UCSB?
Attractiveness scale: 6/10

9. UCSB gear

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Attractiveness scale: 11/10
There’s nothing more sexy than fellow Gauchos representing their amazing school.

10. Sorority/fraternity muscle tanks

Attractiveness scale: -10/10
Greek life-approved, Blair Waldorf-disapproved.

11. Beards

Attractiveness scale: Ranges from Dumbledore to 10/10
Beards serve multiple purposes: From seduction to dishes, they can do it all.