Frat Guys: Expectations vs. Reality

We had to do it.

1. Hitting on women

Expectation:

They imagine they’re always on like Don Juan.

Reality:

Everyone: *collective sigh*

2. Drinking Alcohol

Expectation:

The embodiment of Old School, Animal House, and every Judd Apatow movie ever.

Reality:

Everyone is planning an intervention for them next week.

3. Threesomes

Expectation:

Threesomes are awesome and they’re awesome for having them.

Reality:

The disappointment and shame will last longer than they did.

4. Hazing

Expectation:

Part of a grand and historic tradition.

Reality:

The opposite of Batman.

5. Fashion

Expectation:

Reality:

6. Police

Expectation:

The Gestapo just won’t let them have a good time.

Reality:

Rebels without a cause.

7. Rush Week

Expectation:

We all want to join them.

Reality:

By the end of the week, all of their fliers have given Mother Nature a paper cut.

8. Dancing

Expectation:

Moves better than Jagger.

Reality:

They are better off just not moving.

TL;DR Version

Expectation:

Reality: