I used to like the sparrow family in the UCen. They’re cute when they fly up and perch on your chair. They clean the floors of excess croissant crumbs.

One may smile and smile and still be a villain.

Due to an unfortunately large homework assignment, I was sitting in the UCen on Sunday when I happened to see our sparrow friend hop the gate and fly into Nicoletti’s.

There’s an all new drink of the week, if you get my drift. Add a free shit of espresso to any coffee.

Monday’s forecast: Demand plummets for the Mocha-Latte Ya-Ya.