The Candidate
By Staff
April 12, 2002 at 7:59 am
Some have doubted my ability to execute the duties of President, as I am a non-corporal entity.
I touch nothing but myself, and my rantings in this ever-shrinking box are unfocused, self obsessed, and ineffectual.
If that doesn’t make me Presidential I don’t know what does.
Friday’s Forecast: If elected I promise nothing.