Liquid Death From the Heavens
By Staff
March 7, 2002 at 7:59 am
It rained today, confusing many, and wetting everyone.
Rain is mothernature’s assassin.
Each time it rains I learn all too late the weathercycle2’s brakes have been rendered inoperable, sending me skidding recklessly down the street desperately attempting to stop ala “Flintsones” technology.
Thursday’s Forecast: Sunshine today, you lose you dirty unpredictable whore.