Oh, Tuesdays. Is it that time already? Are we really only barely past Monday slump and not even to the Wednesday hump? All I have to say to that is, fuck that. So, in a solution to this dilemma, I propose we eliminate Tuesdays altogether. Actually, screw Mondays, too. That way, all we’ll have to deal with are the three days of the week and the weekends. And then even the calendar would understand our frustration… every week, it would read WTF.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: In an effort to “avoid confusion,” the University changes the abbreviation for Thursday to R. But really, who are they fooling?