Do you have a ringback tone? If yes, is it actually a good song, or are you just being ironic and playing classical music or the JoBros? If the former, may I suggest a venue to share your music in longer clips than the 15 seconds it takes for your phone to go to voicemail? For instance, try anything that isn’t a ringback tone. And if it’s the latter category, there are better ways to express your sardonic wit that don’t impair your own friends’ abilities to actually communicate with you. Buy a George Bush T-shirt or something.

Tomorrow’s forecast: Campus Republicans are mistakenly considered trendy for a day. Trickle-down hipsternomics pay off at last.