I hate to get personal with one person and cut my other thousands of readers out of the loop, but I have to do this. Today’s Weather is for the Evan guy who had a series of signs dedicated to him on El Colegio last week. Evan: DON’T DO IT MAN!! This chick isn’t worth it. She clearly did something terrible to end your relationship and then she topped that off by going completely batshit crazy and trying to win you back by embarrassing you with public signs. This broad’s fucked three ways toward the weekend buddy. You need to run and hide, and then go out and find a new girl, someone who will screw you rather than screw you over.

Monday’s Forecast: After realizing that the school years almost over, hundreds of foxy co-eds plaster El Colegio with “Make Me Mrs. ‘Human” signs.