The QB’s favorite thing is when foreign dudes lie about their ages. If I were the Astros I’d rip up his contract and send him to play in Antarctica.
It’s not polite to ask a lady that.
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THE SIGNS AS BANNED, CHALLENGED OR CENSORED BOOKS by Kira Logan
Aries
March 21 - April 19
"To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
“Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
“Slaughterhouse-Five” by Kurt Vonnegut
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
“The Giver” by Lois Lowry
Leo
July 23 - August 22
“The Handmaid’s Tale” by Margaret Atwood
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
“The Perks of Being a Wallflower” by Stephen Chbosky
Libra
September 23 - October 22
“Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
“Wicked” by Gregory Maguire
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
“The Bell Jar” by Sylvia Plath
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
"The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
“1984” by George Orwell
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
“Lord of the Flies” by William Golding
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