You’re Like, Famous

Dennis Miller sat down next to me in “Zoolander” this weekend. I successfully resisted the urge to say painfully obvious things to him such as, “You’re Dennis Miller,” or “You really sucked on Monday Night Football.” At first I doubted whether it was really him. Then he laughed. Unmistakable.

Traveling incognito myself, I understand the strain of stardom. It’s bad enough being carded only to have barkeeps say things like, “You’re the Weatherhuman, I thought you were taller.”

Monday’s forecast: Star-studded premiers in Goleta (who woulda thought).