Fellas, get rid of your feminist literature books and false love for matcha, as the fastest way to get ladies to drop their panties in today’s day and age is a half-tuned guitar and a semi-courageous, off-key rendition of “Wonderwall.” This divine symphony tactic passed down from generations is scientifically proven by Daily Nexus scientists to make any girl within a three block radius swoon and roll her eyes, along with the occasional ear bleed. 

Coming in at a tie, a Jeff Buckley hit remains popular for the more advanced intellectuals. While serenading your lover with “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over,” it can be expected that she will think about her ex-lover before begging to God that you will stop playing the song. 

In the end, the best song to serenade girls with is one that comes from the heart, or better yet, one she has heard in 500 TikToks and from 10 prior men with the same idea as you. And, a pro-tip from the Nexus reporters: if she’s yawning or checking her phone,keep going, it means she’s loving it! 

Kooky will, of course, continue this method, despite the overwhelming evidence of failure and visible discomfort.