Have you heard of the “R word?” Well, despite your initial reaction, most news outlets are too scared to write out “recession” (not the other one). But here at Nexustentialism, we aren’t afraid to say it. In fact, we want to let you know the top five signs of a recession that we have seen here at UC Santa Barbara.

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1.Dining hall portions getting smaller

While it’s hard to say if the plates have ever been big, everyone is noticing the replacement of regular glasses for Dixie cups. 

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2.Students buying Yerba Mate in bulk

Students are flocking to stores on campus and buying massive amounts of Guayakí Yerba Mate. While at first this doesn’t seem to be out of the ordinary, many report they are buying as much as they can before the price increases.

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3.People going to class

It’s always a concern when UCSB students start valuing their education. Fewer people are skipping class because they are worried they won’t be able to afford tuition next year. 

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4.Fewer CALPIRG tables

UCSB California Public Interest Research Group’s budget can’t afford tables all around campus anymore. Now, they have converged into one table and are even more desperate for students to stop and donate.

5.Reduced substance use

It’s not just prissy people refusing to take edibles. Most have had to cut out buying a few of their favorite substances to make sure they have enough money for rent.

There are still more potential signs that show a recession is on the horizon, but Nexustentialism will not be there to report on it. They are letting go of all their writers right now. Good luck, and hoard your money.

Tiny Tinkle is unfazed, as her bank balance is still $0.