The ‘human feels bad for the team that lost to the Nexus last night at soccer. As if losing isn’t already bad enough, they had to lose to a sampling of alcoholics whose job is to sit around all day in front of a computer screen. That’s rough.

Monday’s forecast: In a half-assed attempt at getting in shape, the Nexus goes for a midday jog but gets scared away by some foreign, shiny object in the sky. Back to the weathercave! Ahhhh!