Aries
March 21 - April 19
Responding to all the people in the Arbor walkway
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Not reading the syllabus for a difficult class
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Going to section after the professor emailed it was canceled
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Walking in the skateboard lane
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Doing forgotten homework assignments during a pre-game
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Realizing your acquaintance from high school wasn't actually a good roommate
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Aimlessly looking for parties on Del Playa
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Using your fake at Woodstocks and ending up on the wall
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Getting into a bike accident during peak traffic hours
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Using up all your meal swipes before they can refresh
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Walking into the wrong class and being too embarrassed to leave
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Boarding 24x by accident and taking it downtown
