Sometimes, walking on the sidewalks or pathways on campus can be so treacherous. It can be uneven, dusty and humiliating. Thankfully, UC Santa Barbara already has dedicated, even walkways for pedestrians that can take you anywhere on campus!

Deceptively named “bike paths,” it is a myth that they are for bikes only. To that, I only have one thing to say: “Don’t tell me what to do.” 

For too long, pesky bikers have taken over my God-given right to walk where I want. Humans are bipedal, not biwheelal. Don’t be afraid to assert your dominance over people who are too scared to put their feet on the ground.

Another perk of walking on the bike path is that it keeps you on your toes. I get too comfortable walking with other pedestrians on the sidewalk; I need to be in the big leagues. Also, it makes me get to class faster.

Joseph R. Biden is going to purchase a tricycle.