To my dearest Gauchos and fans, I broadcast to you live from my couch in Isla Vista. Tonight, we are connected through nature and its wonderful properties. It’s been an interesting day — Isla Vista crowded with the families of many and the alumni of past years. I was moved to tears during my daily coffee run. We are so lucky to be surrounded by such a loving community. We are so lucky to live in paradise. 

Even though I’m not high, today I’ve really taken a moment to appreciate the beauty of I.V., and the beauty of community. 

Hey guys, this is their roommate. Not sure how this happened because they are not high, but I’ve been greening out off contact highs since 9 a.m. I woke up GRENED OUT!!! And so I’m not sure how this happened because of course my roommate is not high but the thing iss that there is so much beauty in this world that we could never even hope to understand, and what goes on in my lungs while I’m asleep is between my lungs and GOD. I would never hope to interfere in such a mysterious process but instead enjoy this moment and now I’m watching “Five Nights at Freddy’s”. 

Now it’s me again, not the roommate. Freddy Fazbear is a character who I relate to in the sense that I love the color brown and also bears. Bears are very relevant to my life these days — they are an important symbol of the California wildlife, which of course I care about deeply. And also I like bowties. 

If I was an animal though, I would be a deer. It’s kind of because of my freckles but mostly because of the anxious vibe in general. Anyway, I’m so happy to have been able to reconnect with you again — in this moment in time when we are Not High. I hope you enjoyed your 4/20/24 (palindrome 420), and spent your day absolutely Not High.

Mary Jane is not high.