The Daily Nexus celebrated the creation of the new Spanish section yesterday with Pricila Flores and Nora Okamoto.
Source: California Health
Human Services Agency
The top and bottom students must fight to the death
Students can only use the fourth floor of the library
Students must raise their hands 3.79 times per class, or fail
Mandatory reading: Taylor Swift's complete discography
The final is worth 90% of the final grade
Attendance is mandatory, even if you have COVID-19 or monekypox
Your grade will be curved down by 10%, minimum
Lab consists of weekly animal sacrifices and rune reading
Failing students are sent to the bottom of the lagoon
No crying, not even at home. Big Yang is watching you.
No electronic devices allowed, including cell phones, laptops, tablets and lightbulbs
Must choreograph and perform an interpretive dance for 0.5 extra credit points