Peyton Stotelmyre serves as the Art Director at the Daily Nexus and has been since 2018.
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Mid-thigh tan from your shorts
What’s the sun? I haven’t left my house in months
Top-of-the-shoulder “Die Up!” burn
No tan lines because you sunbathe naked
Hello Kitty Band-Aid sunburn
Smiley-face-on-your-ass burn ’cause you’re trying to be a VSCO girl