Because some things really don’t deserve my thanks…

1. Roommates that sexile

Pro-tip: Tell them you’ll go in and watch.

2. That UC tuition hike

As if we weren’t already in enough debt.

3. People who bike and text

via perezhilton.com

It’s not even cool when Steve Martin does it.

4. Knowing that the new Davidson won’t be ready to use until after I graduate

The pretty posters and lovely sounds of construction make me even more salty.

5. Parking in Isla Vista

There’s nothing to say, because it doesn’t exist.

6. Horrible landlords

All I can say is, I knew a guy who was stuck in his second-story apartment for five days.

7. Having to pay for laundry

It would be cheaper to wash clothes with my tears.

8. Trying to crash classes

A bigger emotional roller coaster than “Twilight.”

However, whenever you are feeling unthankful, just remember that you go to school on the beach. Happy Thanksgiving!